Welcome to the World of Simulated Toe Socks!

This is not a real Sims site.

It's just a joke. It started as a placeholder to use while we were developing the SimsHost system in early 2002, and now we're using it to test some new software for the Ultimate Sims List.

So please don't link to this page. You take full responsibility for any abuse heaped upon you for doing so. :)